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  • AWESOME FUNNY Video by Candace Payne


    The best video you will see all day

  • " my therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.  so far to day i have finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. i feel better already."       Dave Barrey

  • Good one Holly! LOL

  • I think most of us have had this happen to us with Nurses...............

    I was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

    She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning?'

    Or 'Are we ready for a bath?', or 'Are we hungry?'

    I'd had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand. Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

    The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle, and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'

    At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
    The nurse fainted... I just smiled.


    • omg i love it! fills the void i have today that I want to screem at someone. thank you my kind of humor
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  • Keep sharing LOL

  • The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist, best friends, graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties , they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" – thumbs down again. . Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance . "Nuts and Butts" - no way . "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good . " Loons and Moons " - forget it . Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with : " Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends ". Everyone loved it .
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